Collecting Parrots T-Shirts

Pet Shop - Parrot... Good Talker, Well Up On The Contempary Scene

"Yes, he does speak, but only when he's spoken to. It's the way we brought him up."

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'You know too much!'

A little bird told me...

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

"Best project manager we ever had."

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

Polly, want a cracker, but Polly need a glass of wine.

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

Marcel Marceau's parrot

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

"I'm pleased that you have finally come home, I can't get the parrot back into its cage."

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

Sorry, I thought you said you wanted to see 'Parrot Normal Activity'

"Repeat after me..."

'Oi, call the fire brigade, my foot's stuck.'

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

This historic alpine hut has stood here among the native beech trees for over a century, and may stand for another, often unoccupied by always watched over by that ever playful mountain parrot, the Kea.

Pirates

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'