Collecting Parrot Memorabilia Gifts

'Where did you get the idea that crackers are a minimum daily requirement?'

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

'You know too much!'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

A little bird told me...

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

"Best project manager we ever had."

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

Marcel Marceau's parrot

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

"I'm pleased that you have finally come home, I can't get the parrot back into its cage."

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

"Well, maybe you want crackers Mum, but frankly, given the choice, I would prefer chocolate cake..."

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

"Repeat after me..."

This historic alpine hut has stood here among the native beech trees for over a century, and may stand for another, often unoccupied by always watched over by that ever playful mountain parrot, the Kea.

"Service."

'Oi, call the fire brigade, my foot's stuck.'