Collecting Parrot Memorabilia Mugs

'Where did you get the idea that crackers are a minimum daily requirement?'

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

'You know too much!'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

A little bird told me...

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

"Best project manager we ever had."

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

Polly, want a cracker, but Polly need a glass of wine.

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

Marcel Marceau's parrot

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

"I'm pleased that you have finally come home, I can't get the parrot back into its cage."

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

Pirates

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

Sorry, I thought you said you wanted to see 'Parrot Normal Activity'

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

"Well, maybe you want crackers Mum, but frankly, given the choice, I would prefer chocolate cake..."