Collecting Parrot Jokes Mugs

'Yes I can talk, can you fly?'

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

'Oi, call the fire brigade, my foot's stuck.'

"Repeat after me..."

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

Sorry, I thought you said you wanted to see 'Parrot Normal Activity'

Pirates

'I don't think we should have any more eggs Chester. Maybe you should see the vet about having your chicken nuggets removed.'

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

'If they're so darn 'fair and balance,' why are all the reporters people?'

"You came up in therapy today."

"He's a fine talker, but can you understand Portuguese?"

"He spent all morning trying to teach me my own name."

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

"The real question is do you really need a cracker?"

The reluctant parrot

'We've got to stop him watching Robert Peston.'

"He said 'Sumer is icumen in Lhude sing cuccu!' Why do you ask?"

"I have a sweet pad and thirteen girlfriends. Can't beat a chicken's life."

Parrot Reading 'How to Throw Your Voice'.

Bertie Wooster type teaching a parrot to talk

'How can you be so right about the stock market and not be potty trained?'

"Every five minutes it's 'feed me this, get me that' or something along those lines, I mean, I'm parrot-phrasing."

'I bought him from a sailor!'

"I'm sorry I ever taught him to speak"

Polly's 217 Years' Birthday Party was very Successful until Mrs. Wilson lit the Birthday Cake

"The parrot you sold me will only through his lawyer!"

"Who's a pretty boy?"