Collecting Parrot Jokes Pillows

'Yes I can talk, can you fly?'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

Pirates

'Oi, call the fire brigade, my foot's stuck.'

"Repeat after me..."

Sorry, I thought you said you wanted to see 'Parrot Normal Activity'

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

"Okay, which one of you called me CANDYASS?!"

'I don't think we should have any more eggs Chester. Maybe you should see the vet about having your chicken nuggets removed.'

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

"He's a fine talker, but can you understand Portuguese?"

'If they're so darn 'fair and balance,' why are all the reporters people?'

"He spent all morning trying to teach me my own name."

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

"You came up in therapy today."

"The real question is do you really need a cracker?"

The reluctant parrot

'We've got to stop him watching Robert Peston.'

Bertie Wooster type teaching a parrot to talk

Parrot Reading 'How to Throw Your Voice'.

"I have a sweet pad and thirteen girlfriends. Can't beat a chicken's life."

'How can you be so right about the stock market and not be potty trained?'

"Every five minutes it's 'feed me this, get me that' or something along those lines, I mean, I'm parrot-phrasing."

'I bought him from a sailor!'

"He said 'Sumer is icumen in Lhude sing cuccu!' Why do you ask?"

"Hock pa-tooie. Hock pa-tooie. Hock pa-tooie."

"I'm sorry I ever taught him to speak"

Polly's 217 Years' Birthday Party was very Successful until Mrs. Wilson lit the Birthday Cake

"The parrot you sold me will only through his lawyer!"