Parrot Prankster Pillows

"The real question is do you really need a cracker?"

Birdie stretches his legs.

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

"Pssst. Fake poop."

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

"That damn dog's scratching again!"

A pony throws its rider.

Self-walking dog

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

'Dog got your clog?'

'He followed me home. Can I keep him, mum? Can I?'

'Its old Mrs Smith again, I am pretty sure its because she can't afford the vets bills she says the appointment is for her nephew.'

All items on the premises have been marked for identification: 'My cat sprayed everything in the house.'

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

'We've got to stop him watching Robert Peston.'

"Yes, we've not told you before about bringing your cat to work... we thought it was just a plush toy!"

'What - this is no parrot? Are you sure? The pet shop salesman is such an idiot! He should really look for a new job, eh?'

Best in Heat.

Happy New Year

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

"That's the pill I gave the cat this afternoon!"