Parrot Prankster Gifts

"The real question is do you really need a cracker?"

Birdie stretches his legs.

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"Hello, Pine Grove Elementary? Could you tell Miss Pritchard to come to Lakeview Veterinarian Clinic right away?"

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

"Pssst. Fake poop."

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

'He ate all the magnets off of the refrigerator.'

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

"That damn dog's scratching again!"

Dog wearing a cone around his waist: 'Hemorrhoids.'

A pony throws its rider.

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

Self-walking dog

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

'He followed me home. Can I keep him, mum? Can I?'

Monkey Business

'Dog got your clog?'

Color-Rectal Exams for Baboons...

'Its old Mrs Smith again, I am pretty sure its because she can't afford the vets bills she says the appointment is for her nephew.'

All items on the premises have been marked for identification: 'My cat sprayed everything in the house.'

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

"Yes, we've not told you before about bringing your cat to work... we thought it was just a plush toy!"

'We've got to stop him watching Robert Peston.'

'What - this is no parrot? Are you sure? The pet shop salesman is such an idiot! He should really look for a new job, eh?'

Best in Heat.

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

'Hello, is that Dugdame and Son's, the plumber?'