Parrot Impersonator Gifts

'That's when he tries to sound like Pavorotti. Now here's how he sounds when he hits his finger with a hammer...'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

Business leader to group: 'Who's making the donkey sounds?'

Bee costume

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

Pirate captain: 'I'm so embarrassed! I walked around all day with my swash unbuckled!'

'It's all just an unfortunate misunderstanding, Your Honor, it was 'Talk Like a Pirate' day, and,,,,'

"Professor Zlata! You're just in time to be the planet Neptune!"

Lion Costume

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

"The real question is do you really need a cracker?"

'We've got to stop him watching Robert Peston.'

"It's sad watching his desperate attempts to stay relevant."

Owl

"Actually, I've begun to look like he wishes he looked."

'I love show biz!'

Farm Humor.

'I'm not sure which side of the Bristol Crocodile debate I come down on!'

He asks: 'Are you a cow?'. You say 'Gobble gobble moooo!' PATHETIC!

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

Birdie stretches his legs.

Cat barking.

This is the WRONG time to remember you are not a squirrel.

"Ha, ha! He thinks he's a person!"

'It's another obscene call!'

Extreme Makeover.

'Sorry Darling, I'll be late home: There's a strong head wind...'