Insect Impersonator Gifts

Bee costume

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

'Sorry Darling, I'll be late home: There's a strong head wind...'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

Business leader to group: 'Who's making the donkey sounds?'

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

"Elfis"

"...Any more of that fowl language and you're barred!"

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

It's more than a mike!

Zoo Society Costume Party. Lot's of people had the same idea --- We're surrounded by fake gnus.

Ventriloquist Grave

"When I grow up, I want to be a Presidential impersonator on 'Saturday Night Live.'"

Easter Bunny

"I don’t know, honey – sort of makes you look like a blockhead."

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

Lion Costume

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

Will Curl Lip For Food

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

"If you need anything just wink."

Elvis impersonator, managed by Col. Parker's nephew, Eddie.

"Enough with the medical jargon! Just give it to me in English, Doc, with a Christopher Walken accent!"

"It's sad watching his desperate attempts to stay relevant."

Owl

'Nine years after the conclusion of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, Gollum reveals how he wins Steve Buscemi look-alike contests.'

Lew Yomp Jr: Investment Counselor & Elvis Look Alike.

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

"The best advice I can give you is: 'Be Yourself.'"

'Shoot, son, if you work real hard and stick to it, I reckon you can grow up to impersonate anyone you want.'

'I'm sorry, we don't have an Elvis. Would you be interested in Monet instead?'

"Actually, I've begun to look like he wishes he looked."

Poovis: Half poodle/ Half Elvis.

Twelvis