Pet Impersonator Gifts

"Ha, ha! He thinks he's a person!"

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

"That's the preacher's dog."

Business leader to group: 'Who's making the donkey sounds?'

"...Any more of that fowl language and you're barred!"

'Now cut that out!'

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

It's more than a mike!

Zoo Society Costume Party. Lot's of people had the same idea --- We're surrounded by fake gnus.

'He's been doing this ever since he saw the Lion King!'

Lion Costume

"He's a rescue, and before that he was in Vaudeville."

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

Lew Yomp Jr: Investment Counselor & Elvis Look Alike.

'Nine years after the conclusion of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, Gollum reveals how he wins Steve Buscemi look-alike contests.'

"Enough with the medical jargon! Just give it to me in English, Doc, with a Christopher Walken accent!"

"Want to see me make him beg, roll over and shake?"

Owl

"It's sad watching his desperate attempts to stay relevant."

Cat Blog.

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

101 uses of a dead cat: bagpipe

'Look, when you made an appointment for me to treat a rattlesnake bite,...

Hang Time Fido

"Okay, I admit it. You are a good dog."

'Why do they refuse to drink water out of a bowl that's been left out for two hours, but go gaga over toilet water?'

Poovis: Half poodle/ Half Elvis.

"Actually, I've begun to look like he wishes he looked."

'Beware of Dog' sign next to accordion-playing canine.