Insect Impersonator Pillows

Bee costume

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

'Sorry Darling, I'll be late home: There's a strong head wind...'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"Elfis"

Business leader to group: 'Who's making the donkey sounds?'

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

"...Any more of that fowl language and you're barred!"

It's more than a mike!

Ventriloquist Grave

Lion Costume

"I don’t know, honey – sort of makes you look like a blockhead."

"When I grow up, I want to be a Presidential impersonator on 'Saturday Night Live.'"

Easter Bunny

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

Will Curl Lip For Food

"If you need anything just wink."

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

"It's sad watching his desperate attempts to stay relevant."

Owl

"Enough with the medical jargon! Just give it to me in English, Doc, with a Christopher Walken accent!"

"Actually, I've begun to look like he wishes he looked."

Farm Humor.

"One of the great impressionists."