Ghost Impersonator Pillows

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"Oh great, the printer is down."

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

Bee costume

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

"Elfis"

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

It's more than a mike!

Ventriloquist Grave

'Here is my proposal for making our department more productive. The proposal contains my best cognitive distortions.'

"Take a shower first. You smell like a chimney."

"When I grow up, I want to be a Presidential impersonator on 'Saturday Night Live.'"

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

Lion Costume

"Professor Zlata! You're just in time to be the planet Neptune!"

'Trick or treat.'

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

Will Curl Lip For Food

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

"It's sad watching his desperate attempts to stay relevant."

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

"Tonight Mathew, I'm going to be, Charlotte Church"

Owl

"Enough with the medical jargon! Just give it to me in English, Doc, with a Christopher Walken accent!"