Angel Impersonator Pillows

A patrolman pulls over a nude man on a motorcycle who is wearing angel wings and a snorkelmask. says:' Late for your baptism eh?.... .'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

So you're a mocking bird...

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"Oh great, the printer is down."

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

"Elfis"

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

It's more than a mike!

Ventriloquist Grave

'Here is my proposal for making our department more productive. The proposal contains my best cognitive distortions.'

"When I grow up, I want to be a Presidential impersonator on 'Saturday Night Live.'"

Lion Costume

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

"Professor Zlata! You're just in time to be the planet Neptune!"

"Take a shower first. You smell like a chimney."

'Trick or treat.'

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

Will Curl Lip For Food

"It's sad watching his desperate attempts to stay relevant."

Owl

"Enough with the medical jargon! Just give it to me in English, Doc, with a Christopher Walken accent!"

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

"Actually, I've begun to look like he wishes he looked."

Fat angel eating halo like doughnut

"I want my job back."