Idol Impersonator Pillows

Karaoke night.

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

"Elfis"

"Krill, baby, krill."

"Dearly Besequinned . . . "

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

Ventriloquist Grave

It's more than a mike!

"You can't do Elvis - you ain't nothing but a hound dog!"

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

"Professor Zlata! You're just in time to be the planet Neptune!"

"When I grow up, I want to be a Presidential impersonator on 'Saturday Night Live.'"

Will Curl Lip For Food

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

'Do these pants come with bigger belt loops?'

Elvis impersonator, managed by Col. Parker's nephew, Eddie.

"Tonight Mathew, I'm going to be, Charlotte Church"

Lew Yomp Jr: Investment Counselor & Elvis Look Alike.

'Nine years after the conclusion of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, Gollum reveals how he wins Steve Buscemi look-alike contests.'

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

"Enough with the medical jargon! Just give it to me in English, Doc, with a Christopher Walken accent!"

"The best advice I can give you is: 'Be Yourself.'"

'Shoot, son, if you work real hard and stick to it, I reckon you can grow up to impersonate anyone you want.'

Poovis: Half poodle/ Half Elvis.

"You got the chip shop gig, then?"

'You'd be surprised how many people comment on my resemblance to Elvis.'

'I'm sorry, we don't have an Elvis. Would you be interested in Monet instead?'

"I'm sorry but I only employ elves..."

Twelvis

'I've not been myself lately'

"Ladies and gentlemen, the fabulous Harry Styles."

Chicken Ala-King.

SEE SANTA, 'The rest of the year I'm an Elvis impersonator.'

"My little brother was too short to wear a sheet."