Music Impersonator Pillows

'Wow, you must be good. I never met another impersonator with a fifth-degree sequin belt.'

"Tonight Mathew, I'm going to be, Charlotte Church"

Nature Magnified

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Jazz is Invented

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

"Elfis"

Business leader to group: 'Who's making the donkey sounds?'

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

"...Any more of that fowl language and you're barred!"

It's more than a mike!

Ventriloquist Grave

"When you tell your Father how you're dropping out of college to be a renaissance faire entertainer, the least you could do is break character."

Lion Costume

"When I grow up, I want to be a Presidential impersonator on 'Saturday Night Live.'"

The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

Will Curl Lip For Food

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

Owl

"Enough with the medical jargon! Just give it to me in English, Doc, with a Christopher Walken accent!"

"It's sad watching his desperate attempts to stay relevant."

"That's not a mistake, that's jazz."

"Actually, I've begun to look like he wishes he looked."