Music Impersonator Gifts

'Wow, you must be good. I never met another impersonator with a fifth-degree sequin belt.'

"Tonight Mathew, I'm going to be, Charlotte Church"

Nature Magnified

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

Jazz is Invented

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

"Elfis"

Business leader to group: 'Who's making the donkey sounds?'

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

Karaoke night.

"...Any more of that fowl language and you're barred!"

Zoo Society Costume Party. Lot's of people had the same idea --- We're surrounded by fake gnus.

Ventriloquist Grave

It's more than a mike!

"When I grow up, I want to be a Presidential impersonator on 'Saturday Night Live.'"

The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

"When you tell your Father how you're dropping out of college to be a renaissance faire entertainer, the least you could do is break character."

Lion Costume

Will Curl Lip For Food

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

"It's sad watching his desperate attempts to stay relevant."

Owl

Lew Yomp Jr: Investment Counselor & Elvis Look Alike.

'Nine years after the conclusion of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, Gollum reveals how he wins Steve Buscemi look-alike contests.'

"Enough with the medical jargon! Just give it to me in English, Doc, with a Christopher Walken accent!"

Elvis impersonator, managed by Col. Parker's nephew, Eddie.

"The best advice I can give you is: 'Be Yourself.'"

'Shoot, son, if you work real hard and stick to it, I reckon you can grow up to impersonate anyone you want.'

Poovis: Half poodle/ Half Elvis.

'I'm sorry, we don't have an Elvis. Would you be interested in Monet instead?'