Character Impersonator Gifts

Twelvis

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

"Elfis"

'Why is the guitarist doing a Jack Sparrow impression?'

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

It's more than a mike!

Ventriloquist Grave

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

Pirate captain: 'I'm so embarrassed! I walked around all day with my swash unbuckled!'

Zoo Society Costume Party. Lot's of people had the same idea --- We're surrounded by fake gnus.

'It's all just an unfortunate misunderstanding, Your Honor, it was 'Talk Like a Pirate' day, and,,,,'

Lion Costume

"When I grow up, I want to be a Presidential impersonator on 'Saturday Night Live.'"

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

"I don’t know, honey – sort of makes you look like a blockhead."

'Now open wide and say 'arrrrrrrrr Jim Lad'!'

Will Curl Lip For Food

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

Lew Yomp Jr: Investment Counselor & Elvis Look Alike.

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

Elvis impersonator, managed by Col. Parker's nephew, Eddie.

"Enough with the medical jargon! Just give it to me in English, Doc, with a Christopher Walken accent!"

"It's sad watching his desperate attempts to stay relevant."

'Nine years after the conclusion of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, Gollum reveals how he wins Steve Buscemi look-alike contests.'

"Tonight Mathew, I'm going to be, Charlotte Church"

Owl

"The best advice I can give you is: 'Be Yourself.'"

'Shoot, son, if you work real hard and stick to it, I reckon you can grow up to impersonate anyone you want.'

Ronni Ancona.

'I'm sorry, we don't have an Elvis. Would you be interested in Monet instead?'

"Actually, I've begun to look like he wishes he looked."

Poovis: Half poodle/ Half Elvis.