Cartoon Character Impersonator Gifts

'Believe me, I'd like to hire you. But if you're only skill is talking like Bugs Bunny, you don't have a chance.'

"I don’t know, honey – sort of makes you look like a blockhead."

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

Barbeque Casualty.

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

Snowman ice fishing.

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

"Elfis"

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

'We'll see significant savings in health care costs with our new in-house operations.'

Ventriloquist Grave

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

"Well, I'm not a lone wolf on purpose! I was separated from my pack over three months ago and I can't find it again. . ."

"A cluck cluck here and a cluck cluck there,...is that all I meant to you?"

It's more than a mike!

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

"About time they did something about the rats!"

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

"I've invented the wheel. We're going to be rich."

Punch Initials - O

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

Mask Autumn

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

"When I grow up, I want to be a Presidential impersonator on 'Saturday Night Live.'"