Cartoon Character Impersonator Pillows

'Believe me, I'd like to hire you. But if you're only skill is talking like Bugs Bunny, you don't have a chance.'

"I don’t know, honey – sort of makes you look like a blockhead."

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

Barbeque Casualty.

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

Snowman ice fishing.

"Elfis"

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

'We'll see significant savings in health care costs with our new in-house operations.'

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

Zoo Society Costume Party. Lot's of people had the same idea --- We're surrounded by fake gnus.

"A cluck cluck here and a cluck cluck there,...is that all I meant to you?"

It's more than a mike!

Ventriloquist Grave

"Well, I'm not a lone wolf on purpose! I was separated from my pack over three months ago and I can't find it again. . ."

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

"I've invented the wheel. We're going to be rich."

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

"About time they did something about the rats!"

Punch Initials - O

"It all seems a bit munch of a munchness."

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

Mask Autumn

"...I've only got four pairs of hands you know"

"When I grow up, I want to be a Presidential impersonator on 'Saturday Night Live.'"