Fictional Character Impersonator Pillows

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"Oh great, the printer is down."

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

"Elfis"

Bee costume

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

Ventriloquist Grave

Zoo Society Costume Party. Lot's of people had the same idea --- We're surrounded by fake gnus.

It's more than a mike!

Lion Costume

"When I grow up, I want to be a Presidential impersonator on 'Saturday Night Live.'"

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

"I don’t know, honey – sort of makes you look like a blockhead."

Will Curl Lip For Food

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

"It's sad watching his desperate attempts to stay relevant."

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

Elvis impersonator, managed by Col. Parker's nephew, Eddie.

"Enough with the medical jargon! Just give it to me in English, Doc, with a Christopher Walken accent!"

Owl

'Nine years after the conclusion of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, Gollum reveals how he wins Steve Buscemi look-alike contests.'

"Tonight Mathew, I'm going to be, Charlotte Church"

Lew Yomp Jr: Investment Counselor & Elvis Look Alike.

"The best advice I can give you is: 'Be Yourself.'"

'Shoot, son, if you work real hard and stick to it, I reckon you can grow up to impersonate anyone you want.'

'I'm sorry, we don't have an Elvis. Would you be interested in Monet instead?'

Ronni Ancona.

"Actually, I've begun to look like he wishes he looked."

Poovis: Half poodle/ Half Elvis.

Twelvis

Farm Humor.