Impersonation Pillows

Farm Humor.

Triple espresso, please. No caffeine for you, Uncle Mort. I am not your Uncle Mort. You know the doctors have said "no caffeine," Uncle Mort. I don't know what you're talking about. My name is Mr. Somewunneruther. "Mister Somewunneruther"? Yes. Of the Minnesota Somewunneruthers. We're a very old and respected family. We came over on the Sunflower. Mayflower!!! One gentle flower chamomile tea, coming up.

Lew Yomp Jr: Investment Counselor & Elvis Look Alike.

"What?..John Lennon!..Well no wonder I can't find work.I'm an Elvis impersonator."

Ronni Ancona.

"Tonight Mathew, I'm going to be, Charlotte Church"

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"Elfis"

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

Karaoke night.

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

It's more than a mike!

Ventriloquist Grave

Zoo Society Costume Party. Lot's of people had the same idea --- We're surrounded by fake gnus.

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

"I don’t know, honey – sort of makes you look like a blockhead."

"When I grow up, I want to be a Presidential impersonator on 'Saturday Night Live.'"

Lion Costume

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

Will Curl Lip For Food

Owl

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

"Enough with the medical jargon! Just give it to me in English, Doc, with a Christopher Walken accent!"

"It's sad watching his desperate attempts to stay relevant."

Elvis impersonator, managed by Col. Parker's nephew, Eddie.

'Nine years after the conclusion of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, Gollum reveals how he wins Steve Buscemi look-alike contests.'

"The best advice I can give you is: 'Be Yourself.'"

'Shoot, son, if you work real hard and stick to it, I reckon you can grow up to impersonate anyone you want.'

"Actually, I've begun to look like he wishes he looked."

"Who's this then? Melvyn Bragg!"

Poovis: Half poodle/ Half Elvis.

'I'm sorry, we don't have an Elvis. Would you be interested in Monet instead?'