Comedy Impersonator Pillows

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

'The results of your physical exam are fine, except for your reflexes: They're more 'dog-like' than 'cat-like'.'

"Am I sensing fear?"

"Elfis"

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

It's more than a mike!

Ventriloquist Grave

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

Lion Costume

Creative department ?

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

"I don’t know, honey – sort of makes you look like a blockhead."

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

"When I grow up, I want to be a Presidential impersonator on 'Saturday Night Live.'"

Will Curl Lip For Food

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

"Tonight Mathew, I'm going to be, Charlotte Church"

"It's sad watching his desperate attempts to stay relevant."

Owl

Comedy Rule

"Enough with the medical jargon! Just give it to me in English, Doc, with a Christopher Walken accent!"

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"