Comedy Impersonator Gifts

"I can..play the..Marx brothers."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

'The results of your physical exam are fine, except for your reflexes: They're more 'dog-like' than 'cat-like'.'

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

"Am I sensing fear?"

"Elfis"

Karaoke night.

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

It's more than a mike!

Ventriloquist Grave

Zoo Society Costume Party. Lot's of people had the same idea --- We're surrounded by fake gnus.

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

'Well, I suppose it makes a change from powerpoint presentations...'

"When I grow up, I want to be a Presidential impersonator on 'Saturday Night Live.'"

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

"I don’t know, honey – sort of makes you look like a blockhead."

Lion Costume

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

Creative department ?

Will Curl Lip For Food

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

"Enough with the medical jargon! Just give it to me in English, Doc, with a Christopher Walken accent!"

Elvis impersonator, managed by Col. Parker's nephew, Eddie.

Owl

Comedy Rule

"It's sad watching his desperate attempts to stay relevant."

'Nine years after the conclusion of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, Gollum reveals how he wins Steve Buscemi look-alike contests.'

Lew Yomp Jr: Investment Counselor & Elvis Look Alike.

"Tonight Mathew, I'm going to be, Charlotte Church"