Celebrity Impersonation Enthusiast Pillows

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

It's more than a mike!

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

"Enough with the medical jargon! Just give it to me in English, Doc, with a Christopher Walken accent!"

"Who's this then? Melvyn Bragg!"

"Wonderful! The back of my head looks exactly like the back of George Clooney's head."

"May I have your autograph?"

Coming Soon: Madonna in "Imelda".

Cat barking.

"Seen my Brad Pitt mask?"

Classic Impressions...

'Oh, it's different alright...but I'm not sure how much demand there'll be for a Noam Chomsky impersonator.'

"You have been accused Mr Brown of impersonating important public figures."

"Who here likes impressions?"

'If you expect to get ahead around here, never again address the executive staff in your Donald Duck voice.'

"Actually, my wife inspired me to start the agency. Look, she's the spitting image of Boris Karloff."

'Switch me to the cheap stuff when I start talking with my W. C. Fields voice.'