Celebrity Impersonations Pillows

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

"Your princess voice is kind of patronizing."

It's more than a mike!

Lion Costume

"I don’t know, honey – sort of makes you look like a blockhead."

"Enough with the medical jargon! Just give it to me in English, Doc, with a Christopher Walken accent!"

"It's sad watching his desperate attempts to stay relevant."

Owl

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

"Tonight Mathew, I'm going to be, Charlotte Church"

"Actually, I've begun to look like he wishes he looked."

"Wonderful! The back of my head looks exactly like the back of George Clooney's head."

Farm Humor.

"May I have your autograph?"

He asks: 'Are you a cow?'. You say 'Gobble gobble moooo!' PATHETIC!

Coming Soon: Madonna in "Imelda".

Cat barking.

Nature Magnified

'I'm not sure which side of the Bristol Crocodile debate I come down on!'

This is the WRONG time to remember you are not a squirrel.