Celebrity Voice Impersonator Pillows

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

Business leader to group: 'Who's making the donkey sounds?'

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

"Your princess voice is kind of patronizing."

It's more than a mike!

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

Joanna Lumley.

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

"Tonight Mathew, I'm going to be, Charlotte Church"

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

"Enough with the medical jargon! Just give it to me in English, Doc, with a Christopher Walken accent!"

Why do my wife's lips move when I'm talking.

"I always knew I wanted to be a voice-over artist because, as a child, I was British."

Nature Magnified

"May I have your autograph?"

'Wow, you must be good. I never met another impersonator with a fifth-degree sequin belt.'

"He doesn't talk much but he does some amazing impressions."

"Seen my Brad Pitt mask?"

Classic Impressions...