Celebrity Voice Impersonator Pillows

My new app lets me change my voice to sound like anyone. I can sound like Beyonce

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

Business leader to group: 'Who's making the donkey sounds?'

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

Karaoke night.

"Your princess voice is kind of patronizing."

It's more than a mike!

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

Joanna Lumley.

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

Lew Yomp Jr: Investment Counselor & Elvis Look Alike.

"Enough with the medical jargon! Just give it to me in English, Doc, with a Christopher Walken accent!"

"Tonight Mathew, I'm going to be, Charlotte Church"

'Nine years after the conclusion of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, Gollum reveals how he wins Steve Buscemi look-alike contests.'

'Shoot, son, if you work real hard and stick to it, I reckon you can grow up to impersonate anyone you want.'

'You'd be surprised how many people comment on my resemblance to Elvis.'

Poovis: Half poodle/ Half Elvis.

Twelvis

"I always knew I wanted to be a voice-over artist because, as a child, I was British."

"My little brother was too short to wear a sheet."

"May I have your autograph?"

Nature Magnified

Why do my wife's lips move when I'm talking.

"Ladies and gentlemen, the fabulous Harry Styles."

'I do great voice-overs.'

'Wow, you must be good. I never met another impersonator with a fifth-degree sequin belt.'

"He doesn't talk much but he does some amazing impressions."

"I can..play the..Marx brothers."

"Seen my Brad Pitt mask?"

Classic Impressions...