Improv Impersonator Pillows

Triple espresso, please. No caffeine for you, Uncle Mort. I am not your Uncle Mort. You know the doctors have said "no caffeine," Uncle Mort. I don't know what you're talking about. My name is Mr. Somewunneruther. "Mister Somewunneruther"? Yes. Of the Minnesota Somewunneruthers. We're a very old and respected family. We came over on the Sunflower. Mayflower!!! One gentle flower chamomile tea, coming up.

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Snowprov

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

Allegro con molto espresso

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

"Am I sensing fear?"

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

Mensa Does Improv

Cheating Death.

"Elfis"

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Karaoke night.

'There's an imposter among us!'

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

It's more than a mike!

"I'll now take some rambling, nonsensical statements from the audience."

Ventriloquist Grave

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

"When you tell your Father how you're dropping out of college to be a renaissance faire entertainer, the least you could do is break character."

'Well, I suppose it makes a change from powerpoint presentations...'

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

The Art of Bantering!

"When I grow up, I want to be a Presidential impersonator on 'Saturday Night Live.'"

Chemistry Improv Theater

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

"It's improv night."

"What did he say?"

Will Curl Lip For Food

Dog Treat. "Speak"? Without notes?

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.