Character Impersonator Mugs

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

"Elfis"

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

It's more than a mike!

Ventriloquist Grave

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

Pirate captain: 'I'm so embarrassed! I walked around all day with my swash unbuckled!'

'It's all just an unfortunate misunderstanding, Your Honor, it was 'Talk Like a Pirate' day, and,,,,'

Lion Costume

"When I grow up, I want to be a Presidential impersonator on 'Saturday Night Live.'"

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

"I don’t know, honey – sort of makes you look like a blockhead."

Will Curl Lip For Food

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

"Enough with the medical jargon! Just give it to me in English, Doc, with a Christopher Walken accent!"

"It's sad watching his desperate attempts to stay relevant."

Owl

"Tonight Mathew, I'm going to be, Charlotte Church"

"Actually, I've begun to look like he wishes he looked."

Ann Dowd