Music Impersonators Fan Gifts

SEE SANTA, 'The rest of the year I'm an Elvis impersonator.'

So you're a mocking bird...

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

You are my sunshine!

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

Karaoke night.

Trump Mask

Mexican Serenade.

Bette Midler

Pussycat says to Owl: 'This is rubbish, can we PLEASE do Ibiza next year?'

Phill Jupitus

Lew Yomp Jr: Investment Counselor & Elvis Look Alike.

"Tonight Mathew, I'm going to be, Charlotte Church"

'I wouldn't have agreed to let you write your own wedding vows if I knew you were just going to copy the lyrics to Margaritaville!'

Elvis fans

"They did the brunch! They did the monster brunch!"

'Shoot, son, if you work real hard and stick to it, I reckon you can grow up to impersonate anyone you want.'

Man sends musical notes to woman weeping hearts,

"We need less cowbell!"

"Who's this then? Melvyn Bragg!"

"Now it's high definition!"

Nutcracker

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.

Flower Duet

Thelonious Monk

Tribal man drumming a message read by an Englishman"...and finally, Middlesex are 120 for 3..."

I have to wear these because I saw my eye doctor this morning. What's your excuse? Excuse? I've got the best excuse in the world: I dig Roy Orbison!

Memorable Jam Sessions: the night Charlie Parker asked Spike Jones to sit in on Ah-Ooogah horn."

Awkward Sharp Bend - Cat Nav.

Trilby - 'Svengali! . . . Svengali! . . . Svengali! . . .'

"I'm thinking impromptu Verdi in limping traffic tempo."

"Sssay, you're a real charmer!"