Improv Fans Gifts

Uh� I'm sorry� What's my line�? "Waiter, there's a fly in my soup." I think I'm over-rehearsed.

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

Snowprov

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Sock Puppet in Literature

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

Allegro con molto espresso

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

Spam in Hell.

Mensa Does Improv

"Am I sensing fear?"

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

Cheating Death.

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

'There's an imposter among us!'

Trump Mask

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

The Second Fall of Man.r

Chemistry Improv Theater

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

'It's not for acting...It's for a testimony in a courtroom.'

"When you tell your Father how you're dropping out of college to be a renaissance faire entertainer, the least you could do is break character."

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

Extreme kites!

Lawyers On A Plane.

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."

The Art of Bantering!