Angel Impersonator T-Shirts

A patrolman pulls over a nude man on a motorcycle who is wearing angel wings and a snorkelmask. says:' Late for your baptism eh?.... .'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

So you're a mocking bird...

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"Oh great, the printer is down."

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

"Elfis"

"Your mom needs to know that you made it here OK, and your dad wants to know if you could use a few bucks."

Karaoke night.

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

It's more than a mike!

Ventriloquist Grave

Zoo Society Costume Party. Lot's of people had the same idea --- We're surrounded by fake gnus.

'Here is my proposal for making our department more productive. The proposal contains my best cognitive distortions.'

"Take a shower first. You smell like a chimney."

"When I grow up, I want to be a Presidential impersonator on 'Saturday Night Live.'"

Lion Costume

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

"Professor Zlata! You're just in time to be the planet Neptune!"

'Trick or treat.'

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

Will Curl Lip For Food

Owl

"Enough with the medical jargon! Just give it to me in English, Doc, with a Christopher Walken accent!"

Elvis impersonator, managed by Col. Parker's nephew, Eddie.

"It's sad watching his desperate attempts to stay relevant."

'Nine years after the conclusion of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, Gollum reveals how he wins Steve Buscemi look-alike contests.'

Lew Yomp Jr: Investment Counselor & Elvis Look Alike.

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

"The best advice I can give you is: 'Be Yourself.'"

'Shoot, son, if you work real hard and stick to it, I reckon you can grow up to impersonate anyone you want.'

'I'm sorry, we don't have an Elvis. Would you be interested in Monet instead?'

"I want my job back."

Poovis: Half poodle/ Half Elvis.

Fat angel eating halo like doughnut