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"My little brother was too short to wear a sheet."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"Oh great, the printer is down."

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

"Elfis"

Bee costume

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Karaoke night.

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

It's more than a mike!

Ventriloquist Grave

Zoo Society Costume Party. Lot's of people had the same idea --- We're surrounded by fake gnus.

'Here is my proposal for making our department more productive. The proposal contains my best cognitive distortions.'

"When I grow up, I want to be a Presidential impersonator on 'Saturday Night Live.'"

"Take a shower first. You smell like a chimney."

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

"Professor Zlata! You're just in time to be the planet Neptune!"

Lion Costume

'Trick or treat.'

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

Will Curl Lip For Food

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

Elvis impersonator, managed by Col. Parker's nephew, Eddie.

"Tonight Mathew, I'm going to be, Charlotte Church"

"Enough with the medical jargon! Just give it to me in English, Doc, with a Christopher Walken accent!"

'Nine years after the conclusion of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, Gollum reveals how he wins Steve Buscemi look-alike contests.'

Lew Yomp Jr: Investment Counselor & Elvis Look Alike.

"It's sad watching his desperate attempts to stay relevant."

Owl

"The best advice I can give you is: 'Be Yourself.'"

'Shoot, son, if you work real hard and stick to it, I reckon you can grow up to impersonate anyone you want.'