Voice Impersonator T-Shirts

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

"Maybe we can persuade Dexter to do his Donald Duck impression?!"

'Switch me to the cheap stuff when I start talking with my W. C. Fields voice.'

'If you expect to get ahead around here, never again address the executive staff in your Donald Duck voice.'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

"Elfis"

Business leader to group: 'Who's making the donkey sounds?'

"...Any more of that fowl language and you're barred!"

Karaoke night.

It's more than a mike!

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

Zoo Society Costume Party. Lot's of people had the same idea --- We're surrounded by fake gnus.

Ventriloquist Grave

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

Lion Costume

"When I grow up, I want to be a Presidential impersonator on 'Saturday Night Live.'"

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

Joanna Lumley.

Will Curl Lip For Food

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

Elvis impersonator, managed by Col. Parker's nephew, Eddie.

"Enough with the medical jargon! Just give it to me in English, Doc, with a Christopher Walken accent!"

"It's sad watching his desperate attempts to stay relevant."

"I hope they read the fine print that the audiobook is to be voiced by Morgan Freeman."

'Nine years after the conclusion of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, Gollum reveals how he wins Steve Buscemi look-alike contests.'

Lew Yomp Jr: Investment Counselor & Elvis Look Alike.