Dog Impersonator T-Shirts

'It's another obscene call!'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

Bee costume

Business leader to group: 'Who's making the donkey sounds?'

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

"...Any more of that fowl language and you're barred!"

It's more than a mike!

Lion Costume

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

Owl

"It's sad watching his desperate attempts to stay relevant."

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

"Enough with the medical jargon! Just give it to me in English, Doc, with a Christopher Walken accent!"

"Actually, I've begun to look like he wishes he looked."

'But I always thought you were a dog person.'

Farm Humor.

Cat barking.

'I'm not sure which side of the Bristol Crocodile debate I come down on!'

He asks: 'Are you a cow?'. You say 'Gobble gobble moooo!' PATHETIC!

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

This is the WRONG time to remember you are not a squirrel.

'Sorry Darling, I'll be late home: There's a strong head wind...'