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Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Boy rolled into a snowball

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Resourceful toddler

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

Scary stuff

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

Teddy Time Bears

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

'I could eat you.'

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'I did it all from memory.'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Clown Skis.

Teddy Bear