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"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"We only got six days of funding."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"Surgery up here is free!"

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

The Adventures of God

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"All we have left is standing room only."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

A surprise in heaven

'We've re-branded.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

Water is discovered on the moon....

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

'Look man, no wings!'