Angel Humorist Gifts

Narcissus said his biggest regret is missing out on the selfie era!

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"We only got six days of funding."

'T.M.I.F.'

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Surgery up here is free!"

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

The Adventures of God

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"All we have left is standing room only."

'It's not for myself, you understand."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

A surprise in heaven

'We've re-branded.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

Water is discovered on the moon....

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.