Planet Impersonator T-Shirts

"Professor Zlata! You're just in time to be the planet Neptune!"

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"Elfis"

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

"Your princess voice is kind of patronizing."

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

'It's all just an unfortunate misunderstanding, Your Honor, it was 'Talk Like a Pirate' day, and,,,,'

Pirate captain: 'I'm so embarrassed! I walked around all day with my swash unbuckled!'

Ventriloquist Grave

It's more than a mike!

'Here is my proposal for making our department more productive. The proposal contains my best cognitive distortions.'

"I don’t know, honey – sort of makes you look like a blockhead."

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

"When I grow up, I want to be a Presidential impersonator on 'Saturday Night Live.'"

Lion Costume

Will Curl Lip For Food

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

"Enough with the medical jargon! Just give it to me in English, Doc, with a Christopher Walken accent!"

"Tonight Mathew, I'm going to be, Charlotte Church"

"It's sad watching his desperate attempts to stay relevant."

Owl

"Actually, I've begun to look like he wishes he looked."