Planet Impersonator Mugs

"Professor Zlata! You're just in time to be the planet Neptune!"

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"Elfis"

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

'Why is the guitarist doing a Jack Sparrow impression?'

Karaoke night.

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

"Your princess voice is kind of patronizing."

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

Ventriloquist Grave

Zoo Society Costume Party. Lot's of people had the same idea --- We're surrounded by fake gnus.

'It's all just an unfortunate misunderstanding, Your Honor, it was 'Talk Like a Pirate' day, and,,,,'

Pirate captain: 'I'm so embarrassed! I walked around all day with my swash unbuckled!'

It's more than a mike!

'Here is my proposal for making our department more productive. The proposal contains my best cognitive distortions.'

"I don’t know, honey – sort of makes you look like a blockhead."

"When I grow up, I want to be a Presidential impersonator on 'Saturday Night Live.'"

Lion Costume

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

'Now open wide and say 'arrrrrrrrr Jim Lad'!'

Will Curl Lip For Food

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

Lew Yomp Jr: Investment Counselor & Elvis Look Alike.

Elvis impersonator, managed by Col. Parker's nephew, Eddie.

"Tonight Mathew, I'm going to be, Charlotte Church"

We interrupt today's "The Price is Right" episode to bring you breaking news … Weeks ago, the Hubble telescope spotted a rogue planet the size of Venus plummeting through the solar system on a collision course with earth. It turns out it was actually just a prank involving two very bored ISS astronauts and a grapefruit. Breaking News!!!!! Maybe we should send them to Mars after all. One of them seems to have scrawled "Around and around and around and around" all over his space suit, in crayon.

Owl

"Enough with the medical jargon! Just give it to me in English, Doc, with a Christopher Walken accent!"

"It's sad watching his desperate attempts to stay relevant."

'Nine years after the conclusion of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, Gollum reveals how he wins Steve Buscemi look-alike contests.'

"The best advice I can give you is: 'Be Yourself.'"

'Shoot, son, if you work real hard and stick to it, I reckon you can grow up to impersonate anyone you want.'

'I'm sorry, we don't have an Elvis. Would you be interested in Monet instead?'

Poovis: Half poodle/ Half Elvis.