Lizard Impersonators Pillows

Golfers! Do not walk on this fairway! Crawl on your belly like a lizard.

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

Bee costume

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

'Why is the guitarist doing a Jack Sparrow impression?'

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

It's more than a mike!

Zoo Society Costume Party. Lot's of people had the same idea --- We're surrounded by fake gnus.

'It's all just an unfortunate misunderstanding, Your Honor, it was 'Talk Like a Pirate' day, and,,,,'

Pirate captain: 'I'm so embarrassed! I walked around all day with my swash unbuckled!'

Lion Costume

'Now open wide and say 'arrrrrrrrr Jim Lad'!'

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

Art Gecko.

Lew Yomp Jr: Investment Counselor & Elvis Look Alike.

Owl

'Sweetheart, It's time you knew... Your father isn't a real wildlife biologist.'

'Nine years after the conclusion of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, Gollum reveals how he wins Steve Buscemi look-alike contests.'

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

"It's sad watching his desperate attempts to stay relevant."

"Tonight Mathew, I'm going to be, Charlotte Church"

"Enough with the medical jargon! Just give it to me in English, Doc, with a Christopher Walken accent!"

Ronni Ancona.

Didn't I tell you that Komodo Dragons are real dragons? Look: My Daddy can breathe fire...

'Don't they look silly?'

"Actually, I've begun to look like he wishes he looked."

Poovis: Half poodle/ Half Elvis.

Twelvis

Farm Humor.

"My little brother was too short to wear a sheet."

"What?..John Lennon!..Well no wonder I can't find work.I'm an Elvis impersonator."

"May I have your autograph?"

'I'm not sure which side of the Bristol Crocodile debate I come down on!'