Wildlife Impersonator Pillows

"Karl, act like a stuffed porcupine!"

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

"Eat me"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"Too much concealer?"

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'Pray for me.'

Business leader to group: 'Who's making the donkey sounds?'

Bee costume

Giraffe Portrait

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

'I wanted a change in decor.'

"...Any more of that fowl language and you're barred!"

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

Crow and fox

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

It's more than a mike!

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

'I didn't have time to hunt'