Lizard Impersonators T-Shirts

Golfers! Do not walk on this fairway! Crawl on your belly like a lizard.

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

Bee costume

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

Pirate captain: 'I'm so embarrassed! I walked around all day with my swash unbuckled!'

'It's all just an unfortunate misunderstanding, Your Honor, it was 'Talk Like a Pirate' day, and,,,,'

It's more than a mike!

Lion Costume

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

Art Gecko.

'Sweetheart, It's time you knew... Your father isn't a real wildlife biologist.'

Owl

"Tonight Mathew, I'm going to be, Charlotte Church"

"It's sad watching his desperate attempts to stay relevant."

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

"Enough with the medical jargon! Just give it to me in English, Doc, with a Christopher Walken accent!"

"Actually, I've begun to look like he wishes he looked."

Didn't I tell you that Komodo Dragons are real dragons? Look: My Daddy can breathe fire...

'Don't they look silly?'

Farm Humor.

"May I have your autograph?"

'I'm not sure which side of the Bristol Crocodile debate I come down on!'