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Art Gecko.

'Don't they look silly?'

Didn't I tell you that Komodo Dragons are real dragons? Look: My Daddy can breathe fire...

"It's those eyes."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

Romantic Giraffes

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Football Chameleon

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

Bear Hugging Season Open

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

'Son, sometimes I think you don't know your head from your tail. Come to think of it, it is tough.'

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

Honey Wallah

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

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