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"It's my side hustle."

Mardi Gras

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Cling-On Dog

Football Chameleon

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Koala

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

'So who needs sonar?!'

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

A day at the transgenic races

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

"I think we may be related!"

"Eat me"

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Bears going water skiing.

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'