Lizard Aficionado Prints

"It's my side hustle."

Mardi Gras

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Football Chameleon

Cling-On Dog

"Well, we needed the rain."

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Bears going water skiing.

A day at the transgenic races

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'So who needs sonar?!'

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"I think we may be related!"

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Koala

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

"Eat me"

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'