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"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"Sign my yearbook?"

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Football Chameleon

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

Broomstick crash.

'Trickle or Spray!?'

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

Fish with a human in a bowl.

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."