Lizard Fan Gifts

Lizard

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"Sign my yearbook?"

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

Football Chameleon

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Young Dr. Dolittle.

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Broomstick crash.

Fish with a human in a bowl.

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

I told you we were late!

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."