Lounge Lizard Enthusiast Gifts

Wine Bar, "Am I not the most fashionable lounge lizard about town ?"

Football Chameleon

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

Monitor lizard becomes milk monitor.

Reptile Class: 'My homework ate my dog.'

Snake Eyes

'Ms. Moffit, please inform the staff that I have morphed and send in that plump young marketing trainee.'

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

Danth battle?

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

'I keep thinking I'm David Icke...'

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

'Now, you've been naughty, you're in time out! I'll turn you over in five minutes!'

Lizard Amusement Park

'Hi Mom He followed me home, Can I keep him'

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

'Silly thing, of course I still find you repulsive.'

"We both need to get away and unsidewind awhile."

Danger Noodle tho bored

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

Funky Facts: Turtles.