Literary Lounge Lizard Gifts

Man in bedclothes reading in a bookshop.

"There's nothing like coiling up with a good book."

Football Chameleon

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

Monitor lizard becomes milk monitor.

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

Frontispiece to 'The Pickwick Papers'

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

Lizard Amusement Park

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

Ereptile Dysfunction

A dog on an island with a man wants to take a walk.

Art Gecko.

Mile High Club

Cool coffee: An adult millennial daycare.

Naked cocktails

"We're watching your side of the room with growing fascination."

Wine Bar, "Am I not the most fashionable lounge lizard about town ?"

"I think it's great these things can regenerate their tails, but how do they lose them?"

Didn't I tell you that Komodo Dragons are real dragons? Look: My Daddy can breathe fire...

Gordon Gekko

'Don't they look silly?'

"Honey, grab me a seal from the freezer will ya."

"Where has he gone now?"

'Are you just fooling around turning green, or are you about to be sick?'

Parking Meters at Tables in a Cafe

Potato singing - 'Peelings,, Nothing more than Peelings,,'

Couch Potatoes

"The first rule of musical chairs club is... you have to get out of your chairs!"

"Nothing for me, thanks."

'I know it's silly, but I love to stomp these little lizards you find around caves like this.'