Literary Lounge Lizard Prints

Man in bedclothes reading in a bookshop.

"There's nothing like coiling up with a good book."

Football Chameleon

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Monitor lizard becomes milk monitor.

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

Lizard Amusement Park

Frontispiece to 'The Pickwick Papers'

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

A dog on an island with a man wants to take a walk.

Ereptile Dysfunction

Art Gecko.

Mile High Club

Cool coffee: An adult millennial daycare.

Naked cocktails

'Don't they look silly?'

"I think it's great these things can regenerate their tails, but how do they lose them?"

Didn't I tell you that Komodo Dragons are real dragons? Look: My Daddy can breathe fire...

Gordon Gekko

Wine Bar, "Am I not the most fashionable lounge lizard about town ?"

"We're watching your side of the room with growing fascination."

"Honey, grab me a seal from the freezer will ya."

"Where has he gone now?"

'Are you just fooling around turning green, or are you about to be sick?'

Parking Meters at Tables in a Cafe

Couch Potatoes

"Have you seen my onesie?"

Genetic Modification Research Centre has an enormous Iguana catching planes.

"Nothing for me, thanks."

'I know it's silly, but I love to stomp these little lizards you find around caves like this.'